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I think it is,only Superbowl 32, 34,& 38 in my mind can join the arguement Rams-Titans 1 yard, Elway finally winning one over Favre, and Pats-Panthers shootout. But yesterday was the most hyped Superbowl ever and most watched because of Pats trying to go 19-0 "best team ever" and Tom Brady "best QB ever" remind me of the pregame hype of 2006 rosebowl on how people were saying USC geatest team over and have heisman trophy winners more talent. But yesterday was no doubt the greatest upset and one the most craziest finishes in superbowl history. Also when I mean emotion I mean how much were you into the game. Were on the edge of your screaming like I was LOL. But I think it was so shocking cause of how Patriots and Tom Brady were 3-0 in the big game and they the dynasty and like what we saw on rosebowl 06 we saw the death of a dynasty. Perfect example of David vs. Goilath. Giants took it away and earned with their hearts. Greatest Superbowl in my opinon

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.

Defense: What you’d better have around de yard if you’re going to let the children play outside.

Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.

Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster

Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots.

Full name: What you call your child when you’re mad at him.

Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.

Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

Look out: What it’s too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.

Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.

Preprared childbirth: A contradiction in terms.

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.

Sterilize: What you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it.

Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can’t quite reach anything.

Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.

Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

Two-minute warning: When the baby’s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

Verbal: Able to whine in words

Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house. (For those who has one child, you know Whodunit.)

Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."

I have to write a composition that includes a introduction,body,and conclusion.Can someone tell me if i am doing this right?If i have any mistakes can you please fix them?I need help on putting commas in the right places.Thank-you for all of your help.

The composition i am writing about is the best way to mow a lawn is to……..

The best way to mow a lawn is to mow the edges of the yard and to mow the outer corners.That is the method i do when i mow the yard.Then after i do that, I mow the rest of the yard.I like to mow because it takes my mind off of other things.Another reason I like to mow is it makes me feel as if I have accomplished a goal or a chore.To my opinion mowing a yard is fun
Mowing a lawn is very energetic.That is one of the ways that I get my exercise.Mowing a yard takes plenty of work because your walking, pulling, and pushing the lawn mower.When I first started to mow it seemed as if it were taking me for ever to get finished.But when I got used to mowing, I started mowing at a faster rate.Mowing a yard is not as hard work that some people think it is.
Many people may think mowing a yard can be quite exhausting.That is why I suggest you always have a water bottle filled with ice cold water.Then if you get thirsty all you have to do is take a couple of sips of water.I usually mow early like at 9:00 or 9:30, So that way I can get the task done instead of procrastinating.Sometimes I even time how long it takes me to mow the lawn.
If you are just starting to mow yards, I have plenty of good tips that you may want to know.My first tip is to always pick up any debris you see laying in your yard.If you don’t you could run over it and it could possibly break your lawn mower or it could go into a neighbors yard.Before you do or get anything out it would be very wise to make sure you have enough gas.Something else you might want to do is wear comfortable clothes while you mow.Never wear your nice looking clothes while mowing because grass stains might get on them.
When I mow, I make sure that I wear some working gloves because once when I was mowing without them i got blisters on my hand from holding the lawn mower to tight.Usually I choose to mow on a day that it is not so hot.I always wear sunscreen, so that my skin does not get damaged by the sun.Another great tip is to invest in buying a riding lawn mower especially if you have a large yard.One more wise tip is to never, ever run over rocks with the lawn mower because, if you do it could fly in the air and hit someone in the eye or it could also bust someones window.Also watch out for children playing and never forget to put your gas can or lawn mower equipment back in the building.These are the things i do while i mow the lawn and, I hope they help you too.

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him , but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her .00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him . then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde .00

The blonde put the into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him .
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
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A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma’am?"
"Yes, officer, I’m just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was …."
"Uh, ma’am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
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A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening.
She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It’s good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I’m blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it’s because you’re blonde." The mom says.
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It’s good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I’m blonde, mummy?" she asks.
"Yes, darling it’s because you’re blonde." The mom says.
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because I’m blonde, mummy?"
"No darling, it’s because you’re 25."
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A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."
The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why yes," she said.
"I thought so," said the doctor… "You have a sprained finger."

Which of the following is equal to 43.68 dg?

.4368 g

4368g

436.8g

4.368g - this is correct

Which of the following is the most reasonable estimate of the length of your big toe?

1 cm

5 cm

5 mm

0.5 m
this is correct

Which of the following is the perimeter of an equilateral trianlge with one side 7.8 cm long?

15.6 cm

23.4 cm

15 cm

31.2 cm this is correct

A fence is being built around the edge of the park. The park is a rectangular shape with a width of 56 yards and a length of 145 yards.

1. What is the length of fence that needs to be ordered?

2. How many feet of fence is needed for the park perimeter in the previous question?

3. If the fence is ordered in sections of 8 feet, how many sections of fence will need to be ordered?

i was thinking of starting a yard maintenence aompany.

Whats a good price to charge for yards around 1,000 square feet in size, and yards 2,000 square feet. I live in arizona phoenix area.

what im doing is mowing yards and trimming edges with a weed eater.
what does it cost where you live?

Share a story below! I get bored alot and what to read stories. If you have pictures put it on a website or email it to me at EmilyMiles1998@yahoo.com Best luck with your story! Here is my story!

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the pups and set about Nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he Felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the Eyes of a little boy.
Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."
"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, "these puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."
The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer. "I’ve got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?"
"Sure," said the farmer.
And with that he let out a whistle,"Here,Dolly!" he called.
Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight.

As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse. Slowly another little ball appeared; this One noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up….
"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt.
The farmer knelt down at the boy’s side and said, "Son, you don’t want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."
With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers. In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself To a specially made shoe. Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don’t run too well myself, and he will need Someone who understands."

The world is full of people who need someone who understands.
To ugly talking please!
No ugly talking please!

I’m in the phoenix area, and we actually had a bad frost in January, and then the plant wasn’t well watered due to a broken sprinkler head. Now it is visibly better, but there are many leaves that are brown on the edges and some are all brown. Please help, I bought this house with a beautiful yard, but I am inexperienced at growing things.

I had a landscaper look at my front and back yards. I have areas of mulched plantings. Most have that permeable weed cloth under the mulch. He talked about using some sort of trenching machine to make a finished edge and tie things together in a visual sense. It makes a rut maybe? Is that a machine that most rental places or maybe Home Depot rents out or is it a very specialized machine. I’ve heard it is NOT the type of machine that does the edging next to sidewalk but I don’t know that for sure. Of course I could do it by hand…Ugh!
If I did it by hand, how deep are we talking about?

I have taken logs and stood them on end in a line in my front yard. The effect is to create a short retaining wall or picket type edging. What I want to do now is cut out the centers of a few of them to make holes about 8" wide and 8"deep so I can put some trailing vines in them that will cover the logs in time. Any ideas on the method, or tools, that would work best to cut out the centers of these logs while leaving the sides intact?